Tim: I am Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. And you all know my assistant, Al Borland! [audience cheers, applauds]
Al: Thank you. We have a very special Tool Time for you... [shouting] presented in 3-D!
Tim: Just because it's in 3-D doesn't mean you have to yell at them, Al.
Al: [quietly] Sorry.
Tim: Al is actually a pro at this. You probably remember his old 3-D movies: Beard Man from Alcatraz, Creature from the Flannel Lagoon. In that movie, I cried until I stopped. And, who could forget, It Came from Baskin-Robbins.
Al: Remember, 3-D is just an illusion. In reality, Tim has no depth.