Tim: I just want you both to know that your mom and I share an equal relationship. We share responsibilities equally.
Randy: What did you do this time?
Tim: What makes you think I did anything?
Randy: Dad, you're a guy. You don't like to talk about relationships.
Tim: Such a sexist attitude. Have you learned nothing from me?
Mark: Did you drop another beam on Mom's car?
Tim: I didn't drop anything on Mom's car!