Quote from Tim in My Son, the Driver
Tim: Are you telling me you don't have any worries about our boys driving? Tim: Of course I have worries about them driving. I'm worried they'll be as bad a driver as I was at that age. You know that story I told you at Patty's about going to the library... Jill: Yeah. Tim: [false crying] It wasn't true. Jill: Yeah. I kind of figured that out. Tim: What gave it away? Jill: Tim, have you ever been near a library? Tim: Yes. Well, the parking lot. That's where I learned to do donuts.