Quote from Tim in My Son, the Driver
Jill: All right. Obey all traffic laws, especially no speeding. Keep that seat belt fastened. No kids drinking, smoking. No sex, no drugs. Jill: Or anything else. Brad: What else is there? Tim: Plenty. All right... No oval shots in parking lots or doing doughnuts in people's lawns. And absolutely, absolutely... no mooning while the car's in gear. Jill: What about when it's not? Tim: Use your best judgment.