Tim: Here. Open mine first. You've been waiting for this for a long time, Al.
Al: An oven-ready casserole set?
Tim: Loosen your girdle, will ya, fella? This isn't a bridal shower with women oohing and ahhing over girlie gifts.
Al: Ooh, a demolition hammer! Ooh! Ahh! [grunts]
Tim: With a three-quarter-inch X-shank.
All: Ahh!
Harry: It's the kind of thing you never buy for yourself.
Wilson: That is so stunning.
Marty: And in such good taste.
Benny: It's so slimming.
Al: This is exactly why I registered at Sears! I just...l just love it!