Jill: I can't believe I bought this fattening food and now everybody's on a diet.
Carrie: Linda, you look fantastic. How much weight have you lost since the divorce?
Linda: Two hundred pounds. 'Course, 170 of that was husband.
Jill: No, really, how did you lose all the weight?
Linda: I went to this psychic nutritionist. She told me something that changed my life.
Carrie: What did she say?
Linda: "Linda, you're too damn fat."
Tracy: Well, psychics are just a little kooky for me. I weigh my food.