Randy: We really haven't had a chance to talk.
Lauren: Well, what do you want to talk about?
Randy: You know, whatever. Weather, politics, how your date with Jason went.
Lauren: It wasn't a date. A bunch of us went to see a concert.
Randy: Oh. See, I thought it was a date.
Lauren: So did Jason. He kept putting his arm around me and complimenting my hygiene.
Randy: What a jerk.
Lauren: I'd never be interested in someone like him.
Randy: That's fantastic.
Lauren: It is?
Randy: Well, no. I mean, not for Jason. But it would be for... the guy you would be interested in going out with, whoever that might be.