Quote from Tim in Workshop 'Til You Drop
Tim: Welcome to Tool Time. I am Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor and you all know my assistant, Al Borland. Al: Today we're gonna show you how to maintain the tools in your workshop. Tim: And we're not talking about some marriage workshop where they force you to spill your guts. Al: Why would we? We're a tool show. You see, over time your tools could become useless if they're not properly maintained. Tim: And maintenance on tools is easy. You don't have to drag these bad boys to some tool therapy group to "bring back the magic". Al: Tool therapy group? Tim: You must have read the book. Hammers are from Venus, Pliers are from Mars. Al: You're the one from Mars. Tim: They found life there, you know. There was a meteorite with old Germans in it. Now... Al: Germs. There were germs in it.