Tim: All right, what's the deal with Brad?
Jill: I wish I knew. It's time to sit him down and talk to him - and find out how far this has gone.
Tim: Roger that. It's always important to pinpoint the problem and pull no punches.
Jill: I'm so glad you feel that way.
Tim: Tell me how it works out.
Jill: Hey! You're going to be the one dealing with this.
Tim: Me?
Jill: Yes! You're the father.
Tim: Why don't we just get him a book or something?
Jill: Tim, this requires an actual discussion. It's not like when we were potty training him and we could just read a book about it.
Tim: I loved that book, Everybody Poops.