Quote from Tim in Shopping Around
Jill: This is so depressing. Tim: Tell me about it. I've looked up to that man since I was a little kid. He said all those romantic things to Mom. What'd he call her? Jill: A peach in a little red wagon. Tim: Probably calling her a kumquat in a little blue tractor. Here they come! Hide! Jill: Where? Tim: Under the table! [they get under the table] Antonio: [looks under the table] Would you like to hear the specials now?