Quote from Tim in The Longest Day
Brad: What's going on here? Jill: Nothin'. Brad: Mom, if you're cooking food like this, I mean, something's gotta be up. I mean, we usually get burnt toast and mushy bananas. Tim: It's our anniversary. Brad: Your anniversary was two months ago. Tim: This is the anniversary of the first time we had eggs. Brad: Well, then, happy anniversary.