Quote from Tim in Eye on Tim
Kelly: All right. Here we are in the home of the Tool Man. Tim: Let's take a look around. Here's my wife. Kelly: Ah! Here's his lovely wife Jill. Jill: [covers her face with her blanket] God, Tim! You didn't tell me they were coming tonight! I look awful! Tim: Oh, you look great... except for that crusty stuff around your nose.