Quote from Tim in The Vasectomy One
Dr. Kaplan: Sorry to keep you waiting. So, what brings you here today? Jill: We're interested in a vasectomy. Tim: She's more interested than I am. Dr. Kaplan: That's not uncommon. But let me assure you, Mr. Taylor, this is a very safe procedure. It's done right here in the office. Jill: And it's totally fool-proof, right? Dr. Kaplan: Almost a 100 percent. Tim: What if I change my mind? Dr. Kaplan: Well, in some cases it can be reversed, but you shouldn't count on that as an option. Tim: I mean change my mind about being here, which I think I have. [gets up]