Mark: So, Dad, how did you do at the Marine base?
Randy: Yeah, Dad. You told us about Mom, but you never told us how you did.
Tim: Well... Let's put it this way the Marines said no one's ever driven a tank like your old man.
Brad: You were that good, huh?
Tim: I don't want to brag. You know, but I was in my element, guys. Machines, Marines, latrines and lots and lots of beans. 1500 horsepower sitting behind me. I'm the master of that thing. [grunts] My only regret? You guys weren't there to see it.
Randy: Well, actually, Dad, you know, we can see it. The Marines made a tape for Mom.
Tim: You can't look at that. That's top-secret!
Randy: Oh, yeah? Really?
Tim: Give it back.