Jill: So how was it? How was the weekend?
Mark: Oh, the best. Al let us stay up and watch monster movies.
Brad: And he made us popcorn just dripping with butter. [grunts]
Randy: Yeah. He even separated the unpopped kernels for us.
Jill: Well, I guess I'm never gonna be half the mother Al is.
Tim: Hey, boys.
Randy: Dad? How come you didn't marry Al?
Tim: Well, to be honest with you, I thought about it. But I just couldn't handle the thought of him giving birth to my children. Little babies with beards and flannel diapers. lck!