Jill: I can't believe you have to lean way out of a castle to kiss the Blarney stone? Weren't you scared?
Lucille: Hey, after raising five boys by myself, nothing scares me.
Jill: Well, why do you kiss the Blarney stone, anyway?
Tim: So it'll follow you back to your apartment for a nightcap.
Mr. Leonard: No, pea brain. The Blarney stone gives you the gift of gab. My parents took me there when I was but a wee lad, and I haven't stopped talking since.
Lucille: Oh, I like a man who can hold up his end of the conversation.
Mr. Leonard: Hey, I like a woman who's not afraid to hang upside down from a castle.
Tim: Hey, maybe you should date a bat.