Woman: Would you please be quiet?
Jill: Oh, please yourself. At least your husband showed up. Mine went to a hockey game.
Man: How come her husband got to go to the hockey game?
Woman: See what you started? Now, I've just missed part of the play.
Jill: Come on. There's only five people in the world who understand this play. I doubt that you're one of them.
Actor: [o.s.] Excuse me, we're trying to do a play here!
Ilene: Sorry, Pozzo.