Al: Now, if you want a strong waterproof finish, you can't go wrong with polyurethane. Now, we've already applied one coat with our lamb's-wool applicator.
Tim: Now, if your hardware store doesn't stock a lamb's-wool applicator, don't fret. You just duct tape your pet lamb to a pole. [sound effect of sheep bleating]
Al: Now, for best results, you wanna use two coats. However, before applying the second one, you wanna scuff the first coat with a fiberglass screen which will help the second coat adhere better.
Tim: Easy to install - just set it down underneath your buffer and start buffing. Al uses one of these to buff his legs before he waxes 'em.
Al: Now, speaking of wax - for a gentler, smoother shine, I suggest going with just wax. Of course... [cleans ear] With all the wax I got in there, you could wax a whole basketball court.
Al: Remind me not to shake your hand at the end of the show.
Tim: All right, I'm ready to buff out my wax and show you the difference, but Al's using the buffer, so I've brought my own. Heidi and Stumpy, could you bring out my buffer, please?
Heidi: Here you go, Tim.
Tim: Thank you, guys. Thank you, Stump.
Al: Could you have built a bigger buffer?
Tim: I didn't build this. I bought this at Bob's Big and Tall Appliance Shop.