Tim: Everybody knows Super Bowl Sunday is the holiest day of the year. Come on, Al. Three steps back, go wide. Come on, buddy! [Al doesn't catch the ball when Tim throws it] Nice catch.
Al: How many times do I have to tell you that is not funny?
Tim: Couple more, maybe. We all know that Super Bowl Sunday's not just about throwing a ball at Al's chest, although I love doing that. It's about stuffing your face in front of a TV.
Al: That's right. And here to tell us about that are three players from the Detroit Lions, with their favorite Super Bowl recipes.
Tim: At linebacker, six foot one, 240 pounds, sporting a tuna noodle casserole, let's give a big hand for Chris Spielman!
Al: Hey, Chris.
Chris Spielman: Al.
Al: At quarterback, six one, 200 pounds, carrying a south-of-the-border seven-layer bean dip, Dave Krieg!
Tim: Oley‚ hey, Dave! And certainly last, but not the smallest, defensive end, 280 pounds, six-foot four, with a secret Super Bowl stew, Kelvin Pritchett. Come on out, Kelvin! And wearing a nice throw rug, I might add. You guys, it's nice you took time out to bring some recipes in. And maybe one of these years, you'll get the recipe for the Super Bowl!
Chris Spielman: What's that supposed to mean?
Tim: l... I don't know. Al made me say it.
Al: l... I did not. I did not!