Tim: All right. Now, let's say your boots are sopping wet from a rainstorm at the job site. You come home, what are you going to do?
Al: You go straight to Binford's electric boot dryer.
Tim: Let's show how it works. Heidi, wet boots, please. These boots have been sitting in this scalding hot brine solution for over two days. Whoo! These babies are wet.
Al: Tim. Where'd you get those boots?
Tim: Out of your locker.
Al: Those are my dress work boots.
Tim: Yeah, a word to the wise, Al. Always lock your locker on Gadget Day. But don't worry, in one minute, they'll be dry as a bone.
Al: I don't think so. Binford's electric boot dryer takes overnight to work.
Tim: That's before I gave it a 5000 watt boost. Watch this.
Al: My boots are smoking!
Tim: That's probably because they're on fire. Put them in the water, quick!
Al: Oh, well, now they're all wet a... Ah, jeez.
Tim: Now it's time to use the boot dryer again. This could be a very long show at this rate.