Quote from Tim in Borland Ambition
Tim: You'll be happy to know that Al left the hardware store, he met Ilene, and they are now miniature golfing. Jill: You're a good friend. Tim: Yep. She's got the red ball, he's got the green ball and after nine holes they switch. Jill: How about you? Are you and Al OK? Tim: Yep. We're all right. He gave me the key to the hardware store. Jill: He gave you the key to the hardware store? Tim: He just doesn't know it yet.