Al: Because if you don't invest, I will.
Tim: Give me a break. You part with money? The last time you tried that you jumped in the wishing well to get your money back.
Al: I'll have you know that I once owned and operated a successful business venture.
Ilene: Did you really? I had no idea.
Tim: Neither did l.
Al: Little Al's Lemonade Stand. My slogan was: "When it comes to lemons, I'm your main squeeze."
Ilene: Oh, Al. Even as a little boy you were so clever.