Tim: This is stuff for your first day at school. A three-ring binder with your college sweetheart on it. [Jill laughs] Stop laughing, otherwise I won't give you a Tim Taylor "More Power" pencil sharpener.
Jill: Ooh.
Tim: Try it out.
Jill: Let me see this. [Jill sharpens a pencil down to a nub]
Tim: And my best piece... your remote-control lunchbox. Press this.
[After Jill presses a button, the top of the red toolbox which reads "School Time" flips open, and an apple pops out which Jill catches]