Quote from Tim in Room for Change
Randy: Wait a second! This is totally unfair. Why should Brad get his own room?
Tim: Because he's the oldest and because I say so, all right?
Brad: I have to go with Dad on this one.
Tim: Don't push it.
Randy: This is totally unfair.
Tim: Well, life is totally unfair. When I was your age, I wanted my own room, and I didn't get it. Come to think of it, I still don't have my own room.