Col. Patterson: I wrote a book about my experiences in the military. I got a copy for each of you.
Tim: Hefty.
Jill: Dad, you wrote a book. This is great.
Col. Patterson: If Schwarzkopf can do it, any bum can. You know, I thought, you know, since you work at the magazine, you could read it and if you like it, you might pass it along to some of your friends in publishing.
Jill: Oh, Dad, I'm so excited. I can't wait to read it.
Col. Patterson: And I can't wait to have you tell me what you thought of it.