Quote from Tim in 'Twas the Blight Before Christmas
Jill: Where's Ilene? Al: She had an orthodontic emergency at the junior-high Christmas play. Joseph and Mary got their braces stuck together. Jill: Well, I hope she gets here in time to see Mark. Al: Oh, I just saw him down the hall in his... his little robe. Boy, you know, I always wanted to be the letter "N." Tim: That's impossible, Al. The song specifically says "no Al." [sings] No Al, no Al, no Al, no...