Tim: I didn't tell you about being on the road, though. Staying in hotels - you get to make a big mess and someone else cleans up after you.
Mark: Doesn't Mom do that?
Tim: Yeah, but the chambermaid doesn't give you those nasty looks. You get to eat all the food you want - get bloated and all gassy at night.
Mark: That doesn't sound so good.
Tim: Oh, but rental cars. You can do whatever you want to 'em. Commuter flights. "Is that wing supposed to be doing that?" Oh, boy. Staying up late. And talking to your kids by phone. Never being home for holidays. I hated doing that.
Mark: Dad, if you were a tool salesman, you'd never be home with us.
Tim: I wanna be home with you guys. I wanna do Tool Time. That's really the life I like.