Tim: While Al's busy working, I'd like to veer off the subject for a little bit, if I could. I don't think men know just how selfish we can be sometimes. I know it might come to a shock to the audience here, but the old "Tool Man" can be a little insensitive at times.
Al: I know I'm taken aback.
Tim: How often do we put ourselves aside and think about the women in our lives we cherish? I know all the wives out there know I'm kidding around...
[As Tim holds up a picture of himself and a cartoon of a housewife with a rolling pin, Al holds up the Tool Time mail box address]