Tim: Honey, honey. Excuse me. You don't wanna go in there.
Jill: Why not?
Tim: You're the guest of honor. We gotta make a big hit. Let's go in the back way.
Marie: No, no, no. There is no back way.
Tim: There is no back way. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Let's go through the basement, get in the heating ducts, crawl up, at the right time, pop through a vent, "Hi. I'm Jill."
Jill: What?!
Tim: Trust me. I have a TV show. In front of an audience, it'll be huge!