Joe: Boy, your wife is really steamed.
Tim: Welcome to my world.
Joe: Oh, there's Jill's picture. I'm going to write something nice on it. Maybe she won't be so mad at me. [sees the picture] That's the picture you picked out?
Tim: Well, it looked a lot better on her driver's license, I'll tell you that.
Joe: You blew up her driver's license?
Tim: It's all I could find. She hid all the photo albums.
Joe: Oh, boy, are you in trouble.
Tim: No. I'm dead. I'm past dead. I'm deader than dead.
Joe: You know, but the good news is, I'm off the hook. [chuckles] I'm gonna get something to eat.