Quote from Al in Crazy for You
Tim: "Dear Tim, I'm your biggest fan. I watch you every day and dream about you every night. I hope you like these cookies I baked." You bet I will. "Your admirer, Rose." You know, this is the second letter I've gotten from Rose this week. Did you hear that, Al? She dreams about me every night. Al: It sounds like she has a sleeping disorder. Tim: Al, don't be jealous, don't be jealous. You'll get some letters one day. Just change your name to "Occupant." Al: That wouldn't be necessary, Tim. Heidi, my mail, please. Heidi: [brings in a wheelbarrow full of envelopes] Here you go, Al. Al: Thank you, Heidi. Heidi: You're welcome. Al: If Tim's face appears green, don't adjust your TV. It's just envy. Tim: Yeah, but anybody can get letters like that. I got cookies. Al: Boys! [two men bring in wheelbarrows full of gifts]