Tim: Right! I got the horn working for the hot rod, huh?
Jill: Really? I thought a flock of geese had exploded in there.
Tim: Speaking of a flock of geese, your sister called.
Jill: What did she say about the ultrasound? What is she having?
Tim: A baby.
Jill: I know she's having a baby. What kind of a baby?
Tim: I dunno. I hope it doesn't look a lot like her.
Jill: OK, I'll call her. I can't believe you're so blasé about this. You know, having a baby is a big deal.
Tim: What's the big deal? Cells get together and multiply. Poof! You got a baby. You women act as though it's some sort of miracle.
Jill: It is a miracle.
Tim: No, no, no, no, no, a miracle is what happened to the 1980 US Olympic hockey team. You women give birth, thousands of fans don't stand up and go, "USA! USA! USA!"
Jill: Well, maybe women should start giving birth in stadiums.
Tim: Well, maybe they should! Good luck getting 50,000 guys to see that.