Tim: Why don't we tell the folks what we have coming up on Lawn Care Week.
Al: Well, Tim, tomorrow, we'll be doing our salute... to clippers. On Wednesday, we'll be doing our salute... to sprinklers.
Tim: But today, we're doing our salute... [cow moos] to fertilizer. We salute cow dung today, because it's a major component in all fertilizers. And cow dung helps keep your lawn healthy and vibrant. Al? Take over, I'll be right back.
Al: Uh, that's right, folks. So, as you can see, we have many different types of fertilizer for you and I'm sure your local nursery will be able to help you choose the fertilizer for your particular needs.
Tim: [o.s.] Or you can... cut out the middleman, Al, and go right to the source.
[Tim rides a cow onto set as Lisa holds the lead rope]
Tim: Yee-haw.