Tim: Reservation for five, Mother's Day gourmet feast.
Jill: Mm. Is that the one with the corsage and the champagne and the live music?
Tim: Mais oui. Boy, they go to a lot of effort on this bogus holiday, don't they?
Jill: Excuse me. Did you call Mother's Day a bogus holiday?
Tim: Well, it's just been invented by restaurant owners and florists.
Jill: So you don't think that women, who go through the pain, torment and suffering of childbirth, don't deserve a special day?
Tim: You got a day. It's Labor Day.