Jill: Since you are being so generous, perhaps I should have my checks reprinted.
Tim: No. I was stupid. Have your own checking account.
Jill: No, no. I want to, I want to. It'll be a joint account, equal, 50-50.
Tim: Equal? You don't have to do this.
Jill: Here. How would that look?
Tim: You could've left 'em the way... "Mr. and Mrs. Jill Taylor." [grunts]