Jill: Why did you hit this boy?
Brad: Because he was making fun of me.
Tim: That's not a reason to punch anybody.
Brad: Why are you angry at me? It's your fault.
Tim: Beep-beep. Back the truck up. Why is it my fault?
Brad: This morning when you dropped me off at school, you hugged me in front of all my friends.
Jill: Wait... That is no reason to hit this Mickey Walker guy.
Brad: Yeah, well, Mickey Walker saw and started calling me "Diaper Baby."
Tim: I don't care what he called you. You're gonna call him and apologize. Besides, so what? I didn't give you a real big hug. I just squeezed your shoulder a little bit, like that. What's the matter with you?
Brad: Just... please don't hug me again. [exits]
Tim: Good thing I didn't kiss him.