Quote from Tim in Roomie for Improvement
Jill: Poor baby. You look exhausted. Tim: Oh, I don't think I've slept for 20 minutes. You've never heard snoring like that. Jill: Wanna bet? Tim: I don't snore. Jill: Then you've got a propeller up your nose. Tim: He says he doesn't snore either. I got proof. I wasn't sleeping anyway, so I taped him.