Tim: Hey, Randy?
Randy: What?
Tim: Have you seen that meat cleaver around anywhere?
Randy: No, Dad.
Tim: Come on. Really. I've got a splitting headache.
Randy: Dad, don't you ever get tired of that fake meat cleaver gag?
Tim: I got a little surprise for you, fella. It's a real meat cleaver. It's a fake head. [laughs]