Tim: I'd love to, but not tonight. I believe my wife is dragging me to the Michigan Opera Theater fundraiser.
Hick: Don't do it.
Tim: What?
Hick: Just put your foot down and say, "Woman, I'm not going."
Eddie: Now, you see, that's the attitude that kept you a bachelor all your life. Of course, your face didn't help much either.
Hick: Oh, yeah? The ladies down at the senior center don't seem to mind. You should see me at those Saturday night dances, boy.