Tim: I didn't mean that. I was being polite.
Jill: She thought you meant it. I thought you meant it. You should say what you mean.
Tim: Like you do.
Jill: Yes, like I do.
Tim: Wasn't it you that said Mrs. Larson looked "just hideous" in that purple muumuu or whatever she had one?
Jill: Well, she did look hideous. She looked like a giant eggplant. So?
Tim: Ah-ha. But when she comes over a second time, you said, "Oh, Mrs. Larson, you look lovely." Why don't you say what you mean? "You look hideous, you big fat muumuu."