Bob Vila: So, are you planning on using a doubled-up two-by-eight?
Tim: No, I'm not, Bob. I'm thinking about using that beefy boy over there. A four-by-eight big piece of American Doug fir.
Bob Vila: Doug fir. Hm. Okay. And, folks, it's a good idea to use your framing square at this point in the job. 'cause you want to make sure this header goes in there nice and level.
Al: Excellent point, Mr. Vila.
Bob Vila: Yeah, there's nothing worse than trying to hang a door in an opening that isn't true.
Al: How true, how true.
Tim: Al, I was gonna get to that.
[As Tim turns around with the wood on his shoulder, the board strikes Bob Vila on the head and knocks him to the ground]
Al: Tim?
Tim: We'll be right back after these messages from Binford. Cut! Cut!