Saleswoman: Hi, Al.
Al: Oh, hi, Mrs. Chapman. I just wanted to mention there's a sale tomorrow in the full-figured ladies' department. Maybe you're not interested in that type.
Al: Well, no, my mother was quite large.
Saleswoman: Good luck.
Tim: You scare me, Al.
Al: Well, what do you expect me to do? Dating's tough. I go where the women are: art galleries, laundromats, immigration.
Tim: Don't tell me this stuff. OK? Let's get moving... Immigration? [Al nods]