Quote from Jill in Jill's Birthday
Tim: Got a little list of things for your birthday. Jill: You haven't gotten me a gift yet? Tim: Yeah, sure I have. I just wonder if you can guess which one it is. Jill: Why don't you surprise me? Tim: At your age, the surprise could kill you. Jill: Well, let me give you a hint. Never give a woman anything she has to plug in.