Tim: Now that we've sanded down our table top, it's time to apply the decorative laminate. Al, you wanna spread the glue for me, please?
Al: I live to laminate, Tim.
Tim: While Al does that, I'd like to speak to you, if I could. I'm a little cheesed. Some people say the reason men are into tools is because we're insecure. These same people say that men are into more power because we're destructive and aggressive. Well, let me explain something to you. We're neither destructive or aggressive. What we are is creative. Let's look at some of the things built over time using tools. The great pyramids of Egypt. The Great Wall of China. Indy... of Indy. The Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Al: Uh, Tim, I believe the Leaning Tower was considered a huge structural mistake.
Tim: Well... Look at that. That's an accomplishment. This tower's been leaning for over 800 years, and it hasn't fallen over. Kind of reminds me of my mother-in-law. [laughs] I'm kidding, Nana.