Quote from Jill in Mow Better Blues
Tim: My torque wrench was right here. You weren't out here this afternoon, were you? Jill: Why? Tim: I'm missing my torque wrench. Jill: I don't even know what a torque wrench is. Tim: You weren't cracking any ice today, were you? Jill: Oh, Tim, you don't crack ice with a wrench. You crack ice with a screwdriver.