Tim: My torque wrench was right here. You weren't out here this afternoon, were you?
Jill: Why?
Tim: I'm missing my torque wrench.
Jill: I don't even know what a torque wrench is.
Tim: You weren't cracking any ice today, were you?
Jill: Oh, Tim, you don't crack ice with a wrench. You crack ice with a screwdriver.