Paris: Oh no! My glue gun leaked on my macaroni!
Terrence: Compartmentalize and breathe.

Rory: Let's get this thing out of the hallway.
Lorelai: I got a crisp Benjamin Franklin for anyone willing to disappear a mattress, no questions asked.
Rory: Start pushing.
Lorelai: Anyone? Two Benjamins?

Lorelai: Anything else you need, you'll write it down, okay?
Rory: I've got more than I need. Stuff I don't need.
Lorelai: It's all necessary stuff.
Rory: The disco ball?
Lorelai: You cannot host your much-anticipated Salute to Barry White Night without a disco ball.
Rory: I forgot I was anticipating that.

Lorelai: You'll be a frequent visitor?
Rory: I'll be a frequent visitor.
Lorelai: You can use the washer and the dryer.
Rory: I don't need any inducement.
Lorelai: Good.
Rory: But don't you get rid of that washer and dryer.
Lorelai: I won't. Ciao, baby.
Rory: Bye, Mom.

Lorelai: I've got Balinese. Where does Bali go?
Paris: We're still putting everything in geographic order. East to west.
Lorelai: That's the system. Where is Bali?
Rory: Indonesia.
Paris: Is Indonesia east or west of the Philippines?
Rory: East. No, west.
Lorelai: Near Singapore? We've got Singapore here somewhere.
Tana: Find Sri Lanka, it's a bit over from that.
Lorelai: But there's no Sri Lankan food.
Rory: Just put it by Vietnam.
Paris: Is Vietnam east or west of the Philippines?
Lorelai: Ooh, boy, you guys really need to go to college.

Lorelai: You've eaten Indian food, yet I see nothing about Indian food on the chart.
Rory: We'll get to it.
Lorelai: The whole point of getting everything within delivery distance is so we can judge the quality of food, speed of service, cuteness of delivery guys on a scale of one to ten. We cannot work from memory on this.

Rory: We're four people and we ordered for like four hundred.
Lorelai: So, what you're saying is you wanna crank it up? You wanna set it off? You wanna put a match to the keg and burn this mofo down?
Rory: I'm just saying it's a lot of food.
Lorelai: Attention, Durfee girls!
Rory: Mom!
Lorelai: Food and tons of it in suite five. Bring your appetites, bring your opinions, and, someone bring some music, but if it's Evanescence, you will be severely mocked. Enter, rejoice and come in.

Lorelai: Hey, where does ice cream stand on our organizational system?
Rory: Our organizational system broke down about an hour ago. Germany fell on China.
Lorelai: Well, that's Germany for ya. [sighs] Okay, we're out of Chinese completely, so we know Chinese is popular. Freddy's Happy Tokyo Takeout is a bust. That's the consensus, so let's lose the Freddy's menus, although Ang the delivery guy was a solid nine. If you're gonna go to Baja Bill's, you must get the cheese quesadilla, and ask for Stan or Tommy. If you don't get Stan or Tommy, go to Paco's Tacos. The delivery guys are butt ugly but the food is better. Look at all these girls together in one room having fun. We should dance and sing a Motown song into our hairbrushes.

Paris: [on the phone] It's lacking in storage space, but I've accepted it. It's a bit musty, but I've accepted it. Small. Small, but I've accepted it.

Rory: Okay, but my offer still stands, so if you get the heebie-jeebies in the middle of the night over there, come join me.
Lorelai: That'll get the girls talking. We'll be those dirty, filthy, almost-French Stars Hollow girls. [French accent] Oh, we spit on you, you repressed puritanical ninnies.
Rory: [French accent] We smirk in your general direction.
Lorelai: We cast sidelong glances that are vague but slightly threatening.
Rory: We eschew your quaint double entendre for the appealing lasciviousness of the entendre singular.
Lorelai: We... [normal voice] I'm out.
Rory: [normal voice] Me, too. Get the light.