Michel Quote #176

Quote from Michel in Pulp Friction

Michel: [on the phone] Look, Jerry, I sold you the motor home. It is now yours. I'm a very busy man. I do not have time for this. All right, for twenty dollars I will measure the shower for you. No, that is on top of the forty for the cupboard space and the pull-out table. Well, I'm sorry if you're feeling ripped off. I can call elastic-pants lady and see if she'd like to take the motor home off your hands. I thought so. Hold on.
[After Michel walks into the RV, he finds a naked Kirk sleeping on the bed]

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