Lorelai Quote #1944
Quote from Lorelai in Pulp Friction
Lorelai: No, Luke! You can't hurt a raccoon. They're cute. They have face masks like little furry burglars.
Luke: And sharp teeth that chew through your wiring, and rabies...
Lorelai: Luke.
Luke: I'm not going to hit it, I'm going to scare it.
Lorelai: Hey, why don't you play it your Reggae Fever?
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Pulp Friction’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Luke: There's nothing in here but ice cream, candy bars, cookie dough, canned frosting. Why are you not four hundred and fifty pounds?
Lorelai: I know. Scientists call it the Lorelai Paradox.
Quote from Luke
Lorelai: Wow, did you see that?
Luke: You know, if someone opened a store in this town selling giant butterfly nets, they'd make a fortune.
Lorelai: Come on, the crazy need love too.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Okay, floor looks good, table looks good. Hey, what happened to our books?
Sookie: What do you mean?
Lorelai: All our beautiful, leather-bound books. Jonathon Swift, Edith Wharton, Charles Dickens. A lot of them are gone.
Sookie: The guests must have swiped 'em.
Lorelai: They swiped Jonathon Swift and left me with Clifford, the Big Red Dog and five copies of He's Just Not That Into You.
Sookie: We've been airplane booked.