Lorelai Quote #1939

Quote from Lorelai in Pulp Friction

Lorelai: What is wrong with this picture?
Rory: You?
Lorelai: Look at you. An armful of bags and a potential twenty-minute sweater on the way, and look at me. Completely bagless.
Rory: Relax, the day's still young.
Lorelai: There are no more clothes out there for me. The Lorelai look is over. I wish someone had told me.
Rory: That would've helped.
Lorelai: Oh, see? That's what I want. Hey, come on. Let's follow her.
Rory: I'm not following that girl.
Lorelai: But she knows where my stores are and she looks about my size, so if she happens to have an aneurysm between now and tomorrow night...

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Lorelai: Okay, floor looks good, table looks good. Hey, what happened to our books?
Sookie: What do you mean?
Lorelai: All our beautiful, leather-bound books. Jonathon Swift, Edith Wharton, Charles Dickens. A lot of them are gone.
Sookie: The guests must have swiped 'em.
Lorelai: They swiped Jonathon Swift and left me with Clifford, the Big Red Dog and five copies of He's Just Not That Into You.
Sookie: We've been airplane booked.